The Gal's Guide Instructional Video Series(c), 2002, Chris Wright, (514) 409-2300, www.CarnalCinePix/tripod.com

Carnal CinéPix - Outrageous, Explicit and Perverse because 'There is always more to learn about loving'(TM).

PAID CAST & CREW POSITIONS AVAILABLE

With approx. hourly breakdown. Key: (F) Friday, (S) Saturday, (SU) Sunday

CAST

DR. X PERT, female

16 hours rehearsal, 24 hours shoot (12S, 12SU), 12 hours wild-tracking

LEAD MALE AND FEMALE (Couple)

8 hours rehearsal, 24 hours shoot (6F, 6S, 12SU), 6 hours wild-tracking

OTHER students AND angels

2-4 hours rehearsal, 6-12 hours shoot (S&SU), 1-2 hours wild-tracking

Excerpts from the script are now available online at > The Gal's Guide to Eating Out©

CHARACTERS

Since this is BOB’S dream, the other STUDENTS - four male and one female - are people he knew/knows from high-school, college, work, or home. (Since his is something of an anxiety dream, these are all people with whom he did not or does not get along. Alternately, the ANGELS are all beautiful, mysterious and idealized women - of the ilk that BOB would often see around campus, in the elevator of his apartment building or cafeteria at work, but would be too scared to approach.)

[COSTUMING NOTE: each of the STUDENTS - excepting Uncle Al - has to wear something they normally wouldn't be caught dead in/impinges on their 'comfort zone'; while each of the ANGELS wears something that 'enhances' their beauty (or covers any 'defects').]

Every character can be modified in order to involve

the best suited singles and couples in this project.

DR. X PERT: Female Lead (25-40) - the beautiful, irreverent, unorthodox, 'mistressful' and demanding director of Le Institute de Pusse. (She was also BOB'S second grade art teacher, on whom he had a crush but from whom he received a D- because he refused to submit any drawings which were not anatomically correct.) Her Costuming & Properties include: Off or NOT white Lab Coat, Black Brassiere and Panties, Garter and Stockings, High-Heels, stereotypical Forehead Light, Riding Crop (w/ built-in Laser Pointer and Large Feather in Butt-End), Latex Gloves, Stethoscope, Magnifying Glass.

STUDENT A - BOB: Our hero, a 27 year old systems analyst whose engineer father moved his family from Montreal to Belleview, Washington when he was in 8th grade... A performance-oriented and form-fixated generation Y'er, with enough sense to know that his bedroom modus operandi is not working. Wears a Tarzan-print loincloth, tattoo (and blindfold in Part Three). [LEARNING CHALLENGE: all of the below plus: to let go, get outside of himself, 'get your pleasure from the pleasure you give'.]

STUDENT B - DENNIS: a bearded 28 year old 3rd generation hog farmer from [ ??? ] and junior high-school class-mate of Bobs. Wears a Red Collar and Nipple Clamps. (PART ONE) [LEARNING CHALLENGE: to be more open-minded, humble and sensitive.]

STUDENT C - QUAID: A 'totally hip' 22 year-old tongue-pierced skateboarding hardware 'support' co-worker of Bob's, from LA. Wears a Black G-String, Assorted Piercings (and 'Chin Dong' in Part Two). (PARTS ONE AND TWO) [LEARNING CHALLENGE: to be more patient, present and connected.] [ALSO: while he has great hand-eye coordination, he learns 'hand-heart' coordination.]

STUDENT D - RIJAK: a 35 year old Hindi from Pakistani who manages Bob's apartment building; a high-strung devotee of Kali. Wears a Steel (Silver) Chastity Belt and an Ascot. (PARTS TWO AND THREE) [LEARNING CHALLENGE: giving up control is the key to liberation - you gain control by surrendering it... and thus he no longer needs the external restraint of the chastity belt.]

STUDENT E - CHRISTIE: a 20-ish, ex-lover of Bob's who subsequently became a lesbian. Wears Doc Martens, Assorted Piercings, Tattoos and Feather Boa. (PARTS THREE AND FOUR) [LEARNING CHALLENGE: that there is always more to learn about loving (maintaining the beginner's mind) - and to honor her feminine side by trusting her intuition.]

STUDENT F - UNCLE AL: BOB'S Uncle; 40's, handsome (but balding), debonair, great physique, international Playboy/man-of-the-world type. Wears rings, a watch, a gold neck chain (and a bad toupee?), all of which are 'armor' that he must remove. (PART FOUR) [LEARNING CHALLENGE: technique is only a means to an end and not a crutch or defense; to lose self-consciousness (inhibition) and accept that nobody looks good while they're having an orgasm...]

THE ANGELS: (6) Women, 18-40, of whom (4) must satisfy the (4) basic pussy 'types', (plus or including): (1) with a pierced clitoris, (1) with a shaved pussy, and (1) that visibly ejaculates.

ANGEL A - ANGELA, BOB'S girlfriend, early to mid-20's. (ALL PARTS) Wears nothing but a Plumed Mask (ala Eyes Wide Shut).

ANGEL B - Rene (WITH DENNIS IN PART ONE) Wears a Corset or Negligee.

ANGEL C - Kendra (WITH QUAID IN PARTS ONE AND TWO) Wears nothing but simple Day-Glow Body Paint (pagan or abstract?)

ANGEL D - Felicity (WITH RYJAK IN PARTS TWO AND THREE) Wears Stiletto-Heels, a Collar (color suited to actress), and a 'Labia Spreader' (in Part Three).

ANGEL E - Sharon (WITH CHRISTIE IN PARTS THREE AND FOUR) Wears a few well-placed Tattoos (can be henna) and Clit Piercing?

ANGEL F - Marge (WITH UNCLE AL IN PART FOUR) Wears Nipple Pasties, a Veil and Anklets.

Other ANGEL costuming could include: fur leg or arm warmers, wigs, toe-nail polish, or ???

Remember, Every Role Can Be Modified

In Order To Involve The Best Available People In This Project.

CREW

PRODUCTION MANAGER / Script Supervisor

10 hours prep, 30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU), 5 hours follow-up

PRODUCTION ASSISTANT

20 hours prep, 30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU), 5 hours follow-up

DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY / 1st Camera Operator

5 hours prep, 30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU), 5 hours follow-up

Lighting Designer / ART DIRECTOR

5 hours prep, 15 hours shoot (6F, 4S, 4SU; set-up and breakdown)

Set Designer / Carpenter

5 hours prep, 15 hours shoot (6F, 4S, 4SU; set-up and breakdown)

COSTUME DESIGNER

10 hours prep, 10 hours shoot (2F, 4S, 4SU)

MAKE-UP ARTIST

12 hours shoot (2F, 4S, 4SU - 1st two hours of each 6 hour session plus 2 hours travel)

Wardrobe Supervisor / Properties Mistress / Make-up Assistant

30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU)

SOUND RECORDIST / BOOM OPERATOR / Effects Artist

30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU), 12-18 hours follow-up

GAFFER / Grip

30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU)

SECOND CAMERA OPERATOR

30 hours shoot (6F, 12S, 12SU)

STILLS PHOTOGRAPHER

6 hours shoot (3S, 3SU - 1st hour of each 6 hour session plus 2 hours travel)

SALARIES - everyone paid cash daily, along with prep-pay, bonuses and optional deferments, according to your position, expertise and performance.

DATES - Shooting will occur during ONE WEEKEND beginning on a Friday night in January 2003. (Wild-tracking occurs the following weekend.)

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Yeah, I know, this all sounds interesting BUT do you really want to get involved with 'this kind' of material? Well, for what it's worth, the closest I've ever been to doing 'this kind' of material (besides the usual private play, one Exotic Erotic Ball in SF, and dancing naked on someone's Thanksgiving table a lifetime or two ago), was performing Eric Bogosian's 'Pounding Nails In The Floor With My Forehead' on a stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota two years ago.

If you've read this far you're still interested - so apply! Any concerns about the female friendly nature and integrity with which this project will proceed may be alleviated (somewhat) by checking the remnants of my last web site: www.tcinternet.net/users/cristos

And excerpts from the script are now available online at > The Gal's Guide©

I need great people who want to do something great – Nameste & BE BRAVE! clw

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